as one of the fine gentlemen behind thesixtyone, i've come to appreciate the art of rumorology since we unveiled our latest release two weeks ago.

rumor #1: thesixtyone is run by venture capitalists.  hilariously false. however, if you know a "venture capitalist" with great taste and an affinity for working out of a living room while munching on chex mix, please let me know. we're hiring.

rumor #2: thesixtyone hates bach people.  we actually love bach, especially yo-yo ma's performance of the six unaccompanied cello suites. we do dislike spammers and bots, though.

rumor #3: james miao's 6'3 frame is the result of a chinese conspiracy to compete in olympic basketball.  no comment.